Volition

So some blog descriptions over on adelaideblogs.com were updated by some prepubescent, bored kid somehwere. Volition's was changed from an efficient pants optional to pants optional. brain not required. BYO body in a barrel, which clearly isn't anywhere nearly as witty or succinct.

I first thought the body in a barrel thing may have been a reference to an earlier post that someone took offence to (Karenski said if she didn't actually know me, she would have taken offence to it, but what does she know?). This was annoying until I saw a number of other descriptions were munged and was reminded once again that the Internet has an uncanny ability to turn people into complete fuckwads.

As Exhibit A, I humbly present: moi.

Anyway, here's some of the more entertaining ones:

I also suck cock for free. Lots of cock.
Blogger responsible smells like a bucket of prawns left in the midday sun.
Because I'm from Adelaide, that's why. Too few chromosomes.
Probably because I'm an inbred South Australian.
Maybe the Port Adelaide Football Club will lend me some of theirs until I get back to the bank vault at Snowtown.

Grade-A stuff. I wish I had the literary prowess to have written it.