today's exercise

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I wonder if vamipires have that funny accent, not because they all come from Transylvania, but because their fangs prevent them from fully bringing their teeth together and so distorting their speech.

Here's your exercise for today: put your fingers in your mouth so your upper row of teeth are always separated from the lower row by about a centmeter. Then, say in a loud, dramatic voice:

I vant to zuk your blood!

Let me know how you do.

Posted Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 18:57.

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:( With the fingers in there, it's almost impossible to make a "v" sound.

Posted by: Joel on April 25, 2005 07:05 PM

What about if you do a "w" instead?

Posted by: Mike on April 26, 2005 05:58 PM

That works a little better, but it tends to defeat the purpose a bit. And my fingers taste terrible, I really shouldn't have cleaned my monitor just before I did this.

Posted by: Joel on April 29, 2005 08:08 PM

Ah, well. At least you tried and you did your best. :D

Posted by: Mike on May 3, 2005 05:36 PM

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